A few "P.J.-isms" for the books I'm sure there's much more where these came from, but here's a couple things that have come out of "my" 3 1/2-year-old's mouth since I started watching him: After seeing his little sister's messy diaper: "She made pumpkin pie poo!" After tasting grandma's cranberry juice, while smacking his lips: "It tastes FIESTY!" Coming up to me COVERED in sidewalk chalk: "Do I look pretty?!?!" P.J. has an obsession with garage doors. Every time mom or dad leaves, he wants to open and close the garage door for them (which requires a lot of lifting on my part...I'm starting to look like a body builder!) Anyway, he thinks garage doors are just the greatest thing that anybody could have ever come up with...even God. Here's a conversation he had with his mom. P.J.: "Where does God live?" Cynthia: "In heaven." P.J.: "Does He have a big house?" Cynthia: "Yes, he does." P.J.: "Does He have a big garage?!?!" Cynthia: "I bet he does." P.J.: "Does he have LOTS of garages?!?!" Cynthia: "Yes, he does. And if you believe in him, and you live a good life, then one day you can have your own garage door in heaven." P.J.: "That would be GREAT!" (I told her later it was the gospel message in its simplest form : ) P.J.'s version of the biblical exodus: "Moses said, 'Let my people go NOW so they can go bye bye!" And, the most recent: yesterday, after I heard his mom instruct him to "go tell Holly 'Good morning.'" (bounding around the corner): "Holly, I've been silly today because I've been putting my toothpaste in my underwear!" From the mouths of babes....or toddlers, anyway : )...and yes, he had been putting his toothpaste in his underwear...he showed me later... >: I